My plan for getting from Eureka to San Francisco was: go down the coast until you are in San Francisco. There’s a point where Highways 101 and 1 split off from each other, 1 meandering slowly down the coast while 101 goes inland a bit, taking most of the traffic with it. I didn’t mind meandering.
My first ride out of Eureka only took me a few miles out of town, to an exit that led to a few trailers and a lot of nothing, but at least it was south of Eureka. I put my backpack down against a mile marker and started thumbing for another ride. After maybe half an hour a police car pulled up. Now, I’ve exchanged plenty of pleasant waves and smiles with police officers on my trip, but other than the one in Dubois, Wyoming who told me I had to walk a little ways out of town (which was fine), I hadn’t had any negative experiences. But some circumstances conspired against me this time. He told me I couldn’t hitchhike there, patted me down, and drove me to the next exit, telling me I couldn’t walk or hitchhike on this highway. Larry, my next ride, would tell me that 101’s identity alternates between highway and freeway a few times on that stretch, and pedestrians are allowed on one but not the other. That being said, there were plenty of other people walking down the same stretch of 101 I was, and even a group of guys with their thumbs out closer to town. But at least the only consequence was being driven to a dumpy exit.
There was no traffic at my new spot, and since I didn’t want to get caught back on the highway and there was no other road to take me back to Eureka, I called Jim, my host from the night before. He was there in 10 minutes and didn’t mind at all (he’d offered to drive me to a good hitchhiking spot before I’d left that morning anyway), and soon I was back on the outskirts of Eureka and ready to try again.
Larry was exactly the sort of character I’d been expecting to ride with on the west coast. An ex-hippie with kind of a Cheech aesthetic, his backseat was packed with pallets of plastic cartons of grocery store juice, and as we drove he talked at length about how the speed limit on the sign isn’t the same as the speed limit police actually enforce, and by extension all other laws are also fluid, defined by their implementation rather than their letter. He was in San Francisco in the ’70s, and now he was out here in rural northern California, which some say should be its own state. Larry was riled up about a lot of things, but also very relaxed about it. He dropped me off at a roadside gem and mineral museum, which was pretty neat and had lots of fossils – I’d been forgetting to look for those, and I’m grateful for the reminder. They had some Devonian coral from Iowa.
Bonnie had never picked up a hitchhiker before, but she was in the right kind of mood that day. She’s in her 30s and works with businesses as some kind of environmental sustainability consultatant, though she has more fun running a brewpub on the side. We talked about northern California and its culture and its redwoods, good ginger mints and bad kale chips, and about rebounding after coming out of long relationships. Before branching into 1 and 101, the road swoops deep into thick redwood forest studded with the kind of quaint roadside attractions like the one-log house that you don’t see along the big interstates. Bonnie dropped me off at the fork, within view of a place that lets you drive through a hole in a tree for five dollars. It was a nice place to stand, and I would have been content to soak up the quiet and watch the woods for a couple hours. A girl coming from the other direction pulled up and told me she’d totally give me a ride if she was going the other direction and gave me her card. She lives in Seattle and runs a business making cannabis chocolates.
If Larry was regional archetype I’d hoped to meet, Dante was the other. A shrieking, rumbling white Jeep-like thing pulled over, driven by a skinny white college dude with a short beard and one of the most righteous manes of blond hair I’ve ever seen. Surfing wasn’t Dante’s main thing, but the quintessential California surfer dude is a more flattering comparison than young Chad Kroeger, so I’ll ascribe it to him. Dante goes to Humboldt State in Arcata, but he’s from the Bay Area, and he was driving to Fort Bragg for the weekend to meet with his friends and go diving for abalone, an aquatic snail that’s a delicacy in a lot of places but has been overfished to the point of being endangered. In some parts of the west coast you can’t touch them, but up here folks are permitted to harvest a small number. Dante would be sailing out and diving for them in shallow water, which is probably a lot of fun.
The road here twists and wrenches itself around thickly wooded mountains, and if you’re prone to carsickness, you’ll want to keep your head up. Dante was listening to Mac DeMarco and later transitioned to The Growlers as we reached the coast – both tap into an aesthetic that feels uniquely Californian to me, a modern psychedelia that evokes the grogginess you can only feel while half-napping on a sunny beach, your energy sapped by the heat and the stretching of time. That’s what I heard as we emerged from the woods onto high clifftop oceanside road. Mist glowed golden in the sun over the roiling water that assaulted harsh, rocky cliffs with lunging waves. Plumes of water sprayed and ricocheted from the battle line, a marvel of untamed power. The spectacle continued down the coast for miles, and I was struck by the lack of an audience. This was some awestriking stuff, and in the Midwest people would be flocking to something like this. Up here the coast was unspoiled, almost deserted, left to take care of itself while the people mussed and dirtied and parked on the beaches further south. Those beaches were surely beautiful, but these empty ones were something extraordinary.
Fort Bragg is not a small town, but definitely not a big one. Its touristy downtown was more compact and better developed than Brookings’, but still had that touristy beachside-town feel that Eureka didn’t. It was now cloudy late afternoon, and I needed to figure out where I was going to stay. I walked around town for a bit, mooching wifi and keeping an eye out for someplace to busk later. I was on the corner of Highway 1 and Redwood Ave when I heard a tearing of paper and the contents of a paper bag exploded onto the sidewalk beside me. The man whose paper bag had burst pulled his bike over, and I helped him pick up the bottle of Orangina and various baked goods and snack foods that were salvageable. An overturned styrofoam cup full of dried cranberries was not to be recovered.
The man’s companion turned around on his bike, and the two of them asked what I was up to and invited me to accompany them into a big, quaint wooden building with a big two-story plaza inside, surrounded by a couple restaurants, a cookie place, a yoga studio, and some other stuff, sort of like a rural coastal tourist mall food court. Johnny Chicago introduced himself and Jersey John, whose food I had helped scoop up. They had just come from the free meal at whatever homeless shelter or food bank is in town, and in their bags were the spoils of the trip. They plugged in their phones and Johnny got talking.
These guys are too great to make up, and they still feel more like characters in a movie than real people. Johnny Chicago is actually from Evanston, where I lived for the first few years of my life. A gray-bearded man full of energy, his bedraggled-professor persona suits him well as a teacher at the local high school. Jersey John is a bigger dude in a beret whose stoic calm counters Johnny’s enthusiasm perfectly. They’re the ultimate fulfillment of the whole “like an old married couple” schtick. Johnny gets ahead of himself, then John starts explaining the same story in an even, deliberate way, then Johnny gets frustrated and tells John to hurry it up, then John defends his narrative choices, and now they’re arguing about that and the story is forgotten. Then Johnny will pull back from the argument and, hands making Xes and then parallel lines, saying, “See, we’re always on different pages, but then we’ll be in the same place, but then we’ll lose each other again – back and forth, back and forth.” And so on like that.
Johnny just bought an RV, and that’s where they were going to stay that night, and they said that if I didn’t find a place to stay that night, I could squeeze my sleeping back in there somewhere. It was great to have a fallback. They recommended I check out a tavern up the street and see if they want some live music – something I’d been meaning to do on this trip, actually, but kept procrastinating on trying. Before I left, Jersey John insisted I take a bagel and a few other food items from his bag, and I showed Johnny Chicago how to do some things on his smartphone that had been frustrating him. They have my information, and I hope I’ll see them again. They deserve to be characters in a story that people know.
The bar owners were receptive to the idea, but decided that since it was a Friday night, they didn’t want to spring a banjo guy on their patrons at the last minute. But they helped me figure out where the foot traffic goes, and I found a nice quiet busking spot that, while not on a bustling foot-traffic corridor, was central in Fort Bragg’s small triangle of bars, so it was as good a place to play as any. And it paid off! I busked a few hours and made some really solid money. But meeting Bojh and his friends was the real highlight of the night.
Bojh (pronounce it like “Bo”) was out with a camera. He stopped and listened, then asked if he could take some picture of me while I played. Lots of people do that, but from the way he listened, looked, and asked, he was obviously doing it as a creative rather than as a tourist, if such a distinction can fairly be made. He did that, then said something affirming and went into the bar. Later on he came back out to smoke with a couple friends and listened some more. We talked, and he asked if he could try my banjo, another question I’m asked pretty often. I almost always refuse, but I trusted him. He figured it out pretty quickly – he has the instincts of someone who’s comfortable fingerpicking an open-tuned guitar, and that’s all you really need. By this time we’d talked about my big trek, and I now had a comfier couch to spend the night on. I made a little money, then took a break and went inside for a drink, his treat. I met Terrance, who is the best.
When they were all done, I rode with Bojh, his wife Sara, and Terrance, an older dude near 50, back to their place, a nice ranch house in the woods. Bojh makes photographs and films, but he also makes music, and he’s good at it. The guy’s music room has a drum set, two acoustic guitars, one electric, an electric bass, a ukulele, a dulcimer, and definitely some other stuff that I’m forgetting. He was excited to jam, and it may just be that he’d had a lot to drink, but he was really down with just putting me on an instrument and improvising. He’s into jazz.
We did that, and it was super fun. Terrance played drums. Then we went out so Bojh could smoke. Now, Bojh calls Terrance his mentor. In the bar, Bojh told me that he was having feelings about his early 30s, and that I had plenty of time to figure stuff out, but Terrance, at 49, was his mentor in lots of life’s areas, but also his role model for how to age youthfully. Across the room, Terrance was laughing hysterically with some folks I hadn’t met, drink in hand, wearing sharp sideburns under sharp coolguy glasses and long hair. The dude was alive. Now Terrance was on Bojh’s porch, telling me with absolute drunken sincerity that what I was doing was pure and worthwhile and special. Guys, if you want to meet someone (convincingly) encouraging, meet Terrance Reimer.
Half an hour later, Terrance was conked out on a chair and Bojh was prodding and tugging him to get up and into a bed so he wouldn’t be miserable the next day. Then Bojh busted out his sequencer and I goofed around on that while he played drums. That was a strange and delightful experience, and I think Sufjan would be proud. If anyone has an old sequencer collecting dust, I’ll take it.
Then the house was quiet and Bojh and I were talking about creative life and he was showing me videos he’d made, and we decided it was probably bedtime. The couch was comfy, and I slept perfectly.
A lot happened the next day – I rode with a group of young San Diego-dwelling Texans in a hippie van who were going to a wedding, a dude named Kenny who raises exotic reptiles (“You know how kids collect baseball cards? I sell to lawyers who do the same thing with snakes”) and aspires to be a sponsored wingsuit flyer, and Laura, who works for a NASA-sponsored organization that teaches teachers how to teach better science. She and her partner put me up for the night on a mattress in a little shed in their backyard, which was great, because I wasn’t gonna meet anyone to stay with busking in Santa Rosa – weird suburban nightlife there. The next day I caught a ride with a pro poker player, possibly named Dave, and another with a pro fiddler named Rebecca who goes to old-time music festivals and has busked and hitchhiked around Ireland. And by nightfall I was in the living room of college friends in San Carlos, in the SF Bay area. After five days of improvising I was back in familiar company, with a place to stay and time to be settled. And those five days were pretty stuffed with stuff – it’s been hard to put it all together to write down. But that night meeting and jamming with Bojh and Terrance and Sara was the heart of the journey.
That morning I picked apples from the trees in Bojh and Sara’s backyard, then looked through a book of his photography of Fresno while everyone grogged awake and showered. We took breakfast at a place called Cafe 1 in Fort Bragg, a cool little organic-friendly restaurant that looks from the outside like any greasy roadside diner. Terrance had just moved into a new place near Yosemite, so he was going to head back that day to go unpack some boxes while he still had the motivation. But first we went to Glass Beach, a little stretch of shore that has stubbornly reincarnated itself from town dump to tourist attraction. They say a lot of the best colors have been scavenged away in spite of the rules, but parts of the shore were still composed of little beads of eroded glass in myriad colors. We climbed on rocks where primordial seaplants clung fast against the battering waves, where giant stalks of kelp had washed up in the low tide, now covered in buzzing flies and drying in the sun like some giant sheddings of an unfathomable bottom dweller. It was the first time I’d seen the low tide on this trip, and its alien remains were stranger to me than the glass. The glass I understood.
A lot of my traveling days begin with no destination or bed on their horizon, and they usually work out. Fort Bragg worked out a lot better than most. If anyone asks me why I’m traveling the way I am, why all the uncertainty, I’ll tell them about Fort Bragg.
[Sidebar: In the car I mentioned that the linked Mac DeMarco song reminded me of the soundtrack to Earthbound, and I just saw an AMA on Reddit that confirms that he was 100% influenced by that soundtrack. I feel like a genius now.]